Thursday, February 14, 2013

TMI Thursday: Let’s talk about SEX

Advisory

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED…

My blog-buddy, Sean at Just a Jeep Guy started it, now all the cool kids are doing it (The ones I know about are listed in the sidebar).

It's very simple this week: How many of the following sex questions can you answer yes to?
** I’m going to wish I checked my fellow bloggers’ total.

No explaining (unless you want to)
** No problemo!
No admissions (unless you want to)
** Many of the readers are probably glad.
No comments (unless you want to)
** Again, happy readers.
Just the total number you can answer YES to.
** 47/75 – 62%
You can also add questions (if you want to).
** I think Sean’s list is exhaustive enough, don’t you? 

HAVE YOU EVER:

  1. had intercourse? – YES
  2. oral sex? –YES
  3. licked an ass? –YES
  4. had your ass licked? – YES
  5. had sex with someone without knowing their name? –YES
  6. swallowed cum? –YES
  7. practiced bondage or BDSM? – NO
  8. had anal sex? –YES
  9. had an orgasm from anal sex? –YES
  10. had sex while on hard drugs? –YES
  11. had sex with someone of the opposite orientation? –YES
  12. been in a threesome? – YES
  13. been in a foursome? – NO
  14. been in an orgy? – NO 
  15. been in a gangbang? – NO
  16. had sex in public? – YES
  17. snowballed? – YES
  18. had your toes licked or sucked? – NO
  19. licked or sucked someone’s toes? – NO
  20. had sex with more than one person (1 on 1 only) in a day? – YES
  21. had sex with more than one person (1 on 1 only) in a week? – YES
  22. had cyber sex or phone sex? – YES
  23. been double penetrated? – NO
  24. watched porn? – YES
  25. bought a dirty magazine? – YES
  26. posted nude pictures of yourself on the net? – YES
  27. let someone video tape you having sex? – NO
  28. sex without protection? – YES
  29. had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial? – YES
  30. participated in a golden shower – NO
  31. sex with a friend’s significant other? – YES
  32. had sex with one of your significant other’s friends or relatives? – NO
  33. cheated on your significant other? – YES
  34. made someone pass out from sex? – NO
  35. had your ass slapped during sex? – YES
  36. tasted your own cum? – YES
  37. masturbated? – YES
  38. let someone watch you masturbate? – YES
  39. showed yourself naked on cam? – YES
  40. had a wet dream? – YES
  41. been submissive in bed? – YES
  42. had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? – YES
  43. had sex in a vehicle? – YES
  44. been caught having sex? – YES
  45. paid for sex?NO
  46. used toys during sex? – YES
  47. used food during sex? – NO
  48. enjoyed pain from a little to extreme during sex? – YES
  49. been dominated in bed? – YES
  50. enjoyed having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten? – YES
  51. been fisted? – NO
  52. been with a cock over 10 inches? – YES
  53. sucked a cock with a pa?  -- YES
  54. been fucked by a cock with a pa? – YES
  55. dressed in costumes? – NO
  56. role played? – NO
  57. been to a sex club? – NO
  58. had sex with a third or with your partner? – NO
  59. had sex with a coworker at work? – YES
  60. had pity sex? – NO
  61. gotten a std? – NO
  62. had sex with someone 25 years or more younger than you? – YES
  63. had sex with someone 25 years or more older than you? – YES
  64. had sex with a famous person? – NO
  65. had sex on a plane? – NO
  66. had sex on a train? – NO
  67. had sex in a movie theater? – NO
  68. had sex involving scat? – NO
  69. used a vegetable? – YES
  70. had sex in an open bar? – NO
  71. had interracial sex? – YES
  72. had sex with a Mormon? – YES
  73. had sex with someone who had a prosthetic? – NO
  74. had sex with a ex-convict? – NO
  75. had sex with a blogger? – NO

TMI Questions

Fun, slightly embarrassing questions designed to reveal Too Much Information between you and your significant other and among you and your friends and/or family.

POST YOUR TMI ANSWERS

Post and answer the questions on your blog or tumblr page and then post the link in the comments so that others can read your answers (directions here), visit your website and get to know you too. I post my answers on Thursday.

5 comments:

  1. Love your comments - especially the ones before the questions.

    Like the new layout too!

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  2. Nice answers man. I want details!

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  3. Tell us about the sex with a coworker at work.

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    1. A guy I worked with was a tall, furry bear of a man who had apparently had a nice piece of meat in his pants. I say apparently, because he had a prominent bulge and was fond of wearing sweatpants on weekends or in off hours. We worked together frequenly when others werent there. We were both married at that time, but as we got to know one another I learned he liked crusing the same park I frequented. A little bit of flirting and he was flashing his impressive schlong. The first time we had fun was off site, but over the coming months there was some exchange of fluids in the back room.

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