A. Age: 42
B. Bed size: Queen
C. Chore that you hate: Finding new places to bury dead hookers.
D. Dogs: Are essential to keep the neighbors from getting too nosey.
E. Essential start to your day: Making the bed… once the dead hooker is removed.
F. Favorite color: Blue
G. Gold or Silver: Silver
H. Height: 6 foot-ish
I. Instruments you play: Does the Meat Flute count? ;-p
J. Job title: Baby Snatcher
K. Kids: Yes, they’re delicious.
L. Live: They are when I pick them up from the bus station.
M. Mother's name: “Mother”
N. Nicknames: “loner”
O. Overnight hospital stays: These are to be avoided. They ask too many questions and it gives people an opportunity to look under the tarp behind the garage.
P. Pet peeve: People looking under my tarp.
Q. Quote from a movie: “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again”
R. Right or left handed: I normally use both
S. Siblings: The more, the merrier!
T. Time you wake up: Once the sedatives kick in.
U. Underwear: Under the tarp, silly.
V. Vegetable you hate: Brussels Sprouts… they smell like death.
W. What makes you run late: When they insist on asking questions; it only delays the onset of the sedatives.
X. X-Rays you've had: I avoid hospitals… they ask too many questions.
Y. Yummy food that you make: Liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
Z. Zoo animal: Mongoose