TMI Thursday: Does Size Matter?

DOES SIZE MATTER?

• How big is your TV screen?
• 32”
• How big is your hard drive? Laptop or desktop?
• 300 gb – Laptop
• How big is your home? Is it too big or too small?
• 2 bdrm, 1 bath… 760 sq ft of luxury
• How big is your waistline? Is it too big or too small?
• WAAAAYYY too big… Gastric Bypass surgery on Monday. **Watch this space for progress to DAMN SEXY!
• How big are your pets?
• Cat sized
• How big is your car?
• Subaru Outback sized
• How big are your biceps?
• Not as big as they will be when I’m DAMN SEXY!
• How big is your ego?
• Not as big as it will be when I’m DAMN SEXY!
• Who's currently the biggest ass?
• Boehner, Cantor, Cruz, McConnell… and every congressman who voted NO to fund the government… you choose.
• Who's currently the biggest loser?
• Members of congress who are so tone-deaf to the issues that matter to real Americans.
• How big is your bank account?
• I’m a State employed social worker… I play the lottery for investment purposes.
  

BONUS

You knew it was coming…

• How big is your sexual organ and is it big enough?
• It does the job … I’ve had no complaints
• How do you like your partner to be sized?
• Big enough to rock my world.  
• Can it be too big/small?
• Too small? Absolutely! Too big? I haven’t found that one yet.
• Does size really matter?
• Absolutely