Thursday, October 24, 2013

TMI Thursday: Does Size Matter?

size-mattersDOES SIZE MATTER?

  • How big is your TV screen?
    • 32”
  • How big is your hard drive? Laptop or desktop?
    • 300 gb – Laptop
  • How big is your home? Is it too big or too small?
    • 2 bdrm, 1 bath… 760 sq ft of luxury
  • How big is your waistline? Is it too big or too small?
    • WAAAAYYY too big… Gastric Bypass surgery on Monday. **Watch this space for progress to DAMN SEXY!
  • How big are your pets?
    • Cat sized
  • measure-bicepsHow big is your car?
    • Subaru Outback sized
  • How big are your biceps?
    • Not as big as they will be when I’m DAMN SEXY!
  • How big is your ego?
    • Not as big as it will be when I’m DAMN SEXY!
  • Who's currently the biggest ass?
    • Boehner, Cantor, Cruz, McConnell… and every congressman who voted NO to fund the government… you choose.
  • Who's currently the biggest loser?
    • Members of congress who are so tone-deaf to the issues that matter to real Americans.
  • How big is your bank account?
    • I’m a State employed social worker… I play the lottery for investment purposes.

BONUS

Condoleezza_Rice__2530330bYou knew it was coming…

  • How big is your sexual organ and is it big enough?
    • It does the job … I’ve had no complaints
  • How do you like your partner to be sized?
    • Big enough to rock my world.  
  • Size_Matters__Starring_Jack_Mackenroth_Detail3Can it be too big/small?
    • Too small? Absolutely! Too big? I haven’t found that one yet.
  • Does size really matter?
    • Absolutely

1 comment:

  1. I loved Bloom County - I really miss it.

    Best of luck Monday!

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