TMI Thursday: Over the Rainbow

TMI Questions … Fun, slightly embarrassing questions designed to reveal Too Much Information between you and your significant other and among you and your friends and/or family. Sean at Just a Jeep Guy started it, now all the cool kids are doing it (The ones I know about are listed in the sidebar).

OVER THE RAINBOW!

• How much do you love and how many times have you watched The Wizard of Oz?
• I’ve probably seen The Wizard of Oz dozens of times. Now, that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve seen it in a few years.
• Do you think that Dorothy was a scared and lost little girl or was she really a murdering little bitch?
• I think she’s a judgmental, bigoted bitch. She assumes because of someone's appearance or because they come from a foreign land; they are ignorant of reality. Time after time, she is proven wrong.She’s also a know-it-all… she knows everything, but has to have Glenda or her traveling companions or even her yappy dog save her ignorant, red-state ass. Also, she’s the first gangsta… she kills a bitch for her shoes.
• Will you be off to see The Wizard of Oz when it's on the big screen in iMax 3D?
• I live in the middle of nowhere… without a tornado to take me away. The nearest theater for playing such new fangled doo-hickeys is in Spokane… 200 miles away.
• Have you ever been to Kansas?
• Sadly, yes. I remember it being a flat, featureless landscape that doesn’t appear to have changed much since the dustbowl.
• Wicked is______
• My Momma always says, “wicked is, as wicked does, dill sergeant”.
• Where is home?
• 90 ft. from 3d base… duh!
• Who would you like to drop a house on?
• I’ll just let karma take care of her… um… them.
• How would you "pass the day away" before seeing The Wizard "In the Merry Old Land of Oz?"
• napping… watching porn… the usual
• What's your wish when you put on the Ruby Slippers and click your heals three times?
• That I would meet the man of my dreams… and I would be the man of his dreams (that’s important), and we would go to the coast, build a bon fire as we snuggle in a blanket and watch the sunset… repeatedly… for the next 50 years.

BONUS

• The Scarecrow, Tin Man and The Lion - Do, Dump or Marry?
• The Lion – DO, he’d probably be a good post-coitus cuddle, but he’s a crier.
• The Scarecrow – DUMP (I’m the brains of this operation)
• The Tin Man – Ba Da BING!

 

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