Sunday Stealing: Wackadoo Pt. 1

This week's questions come from Shopafreakingholic and it was stolen there as well, but the search doesn't go back any further.

1. What age is your youngest aunt?
   -- Due to old grievances from a generation or more ago, I haven’t had contact with many members of my extended family in years. I’ve tried to reach out, but they don’t reach back. I would guess my aunts are in their 70’s.
2. Do you miss someone right now?
   -- Nah, I’ve got pretty good aim.
3. What can you see North West to you?
   -- Another apartment building.
4. Do you like bowling?
   -- If only I had someone in my life who enjoyed it too.
5. Can you pronounce Italian words?
   -- Absolutamente!
6. Do you prefer black or beige colored jackets?
   -- Black
7. Do you own a hoodie?
   -- Yes, a black one.
8. Do you like roasting marshmallows on a bonfire?
   -- Absolutely!
9. Do you like cheesy puffs?
   -- Absolutely!
10. What's your name without vowels?
    -- JHN
11. How many layers of clothing are you wearing?
    -- It’s 80 outside… just one.
12. When was the last time you got a take away? What did you have?
    -- I believe it was pizza.
13. If you could climb any mountain or range which would you choose?
    -- A couple local mountains are listed in my Bucket List (see above).
14. Do you alphabetically arrange anything in your room? What?
    -- Absolutely… DVD’s, Books, spices, CD’s…. is my OCD showing?
15. Have you ever visited fat-pie [dot] [com]?
    -- I just did. I have seen Salad Fingers on YouTube.
16. Do you prefer sweet or sour fruits?
    -- I would have to say sweet… peaches and apricots should be hitting their peak in the next few weeks.
17. Do you like Flo Rida? Which song of his?
    -- Ummm… No!
18. How are your dancing skills?
    -- I got MAD dancing skills.
19. What is your favorite number?
    -- 42
20. Describe your best friend to me?
    -- I’ve known my best friend since we were in Jr. High together. We have been through a lot in our lives thus far and he is always there for me. He is an IT guy in Boise who owns a small farm. We don’t see eye to eye in political philosophy, but we have fun discussing the finer points of our disagreements.
21. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
    -- Gin & Tonic (it was 110 degrees the day that pic was taken, the a/c was barely putting a dent in it)
22. Do you do any sports or have you done any sport professionally?
    -- I enjoy watching sports at this point, like football and baseball. Again, I point you to the bar at the top for my Bucket List and 100 Reasons.
23. What is your ringtone?
    -- My ringtone is the theme song to the show “Portlandia”.
24. Do you like chili flavored chips/crisps?
    -- I try to avoid chips… but yes, I do enjoy chili-lime Tostito’s.
25. Do you curl or straighten your hair?
    -- I keep my hear trimmed short enough to avoid the curls. As you can see in the picture some of the curl comes out in the heat/humidity.
26. What's the nicest smell of shampoo?
    -- I’m using a Rosemary-Mint shampoo right now that I’m pretty keen on.
27. What smell turns you on? How about turns you off?
    -- Ripe body odor. feces or rotten smells are definitely a boner-shrinkers. I enjoy the smell of a man who cares about his appearance. Some colognes are over-bearing with sweetness. I like the ones that have a musk or cedar undertone. 
28. Who's your favorite comedian?
    -- You cannot beat Robin Williams, but there are some who come close.